1. c0mf0rt-z0ne:

allthickwomen:

Get it?

this is great

    c0mf0rt-z0ne:

    allthickwomen:

    Get it?

    this is great

    (via fandumbsandfeminism)

    23 hours ago  /  29,952 notes  /  Source: allthickwomen.com

  2. tortellinigirl:

    IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
    THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
    YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
    U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA

    (via fandumbsandfeminism)

    23 hours ago  /  85,223 notes  /  Source: tortellinigirl

  3. puphei:

    The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

    THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL

    (via fandumbsandfeminism)

    23 hours ago  /  216,878 notes  /  Source: forgetaboutcait

  4. sexygeriatrics:

    hipsterinatardis:

    snowmercury:

    hauntedpamplemousse:

    orcasoup:

    those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

    lesbionage

    bi spy 

    it’s an ace case

    Secret gaygent.

    (via fandumbsandfeminism)

    23 hours ago  /  164,947 notes  /  Source: orcasoup

  5. pandoraslittleblackbox:

    do u ever talk about an old fandom that you’re not in anymore and like eh you’re not all that interested in it at all but you remember being interested and it’s like

    residual interest coming from the pAST WOAH NELLY WE’RE GOIN ON A RIDE BACK TO 2009 HELL YEA HELL Y E A

    (via absolutely-cancerous)

    23 hours ago  /  1,100 notes  /  Source: pandoraslittleblackbox

  6. minakittaw:

    sosa-parks:

    Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

    Everyday. Every damn day.

    (via chaoticlivi)

    23 hours ago  /  73,173 notes  /  Source: sosa-parks

  7. trainhardbestrong:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

    my uncle: “that’s great”

    Miley: “it’s a bird”

    my uncle: “no its not”

    -chirping noise-

    image

    They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

    update:

    she caught another bird.

    image

    update: she caught a squirrel today

    image

    She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

    (via fandumbsandfeminism)

    23 hours ago  /  112,784 notes  /  Source: hannahroad

  8. francislare:

    and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual

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  9. hot-topic-trash-baby:

    I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

    (via fandumbsandfeminism)

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  10. bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

    bloodpactgirlscout:

    icantspellbuterfly:

    bloodpactgirlscout:

    so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

    "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

    and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

    pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

    no i will continue to do that

    (via fandumbsandfeminism)

    23 hours ago  /  47,921 notes  /  Source: bloodpactgirlscout