this is great
IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA
The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
do u ever talk about an old fandom that you’re not in anymore and like eh you’re not all that interested in it at all but you remember being interested and it’s like
residual interest coming from the pAST WOAH NELLY WE’RE GOIN ON A RIDE BACK TO 2009 HELL YEA HELL Y E A
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
Everyday. Every damn day.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that